Thursday, January 17, 2013

Amazing Gun Control

The Israeli population is armed and ready... and not only do they have weapons... ‘military assault weapons – weapons that can be fired on full automatic’... (in the US, our civilian weapons are semi-automatic... except for those with a federal license... or of course those some criminals may have)... but the Israeli women also know how to use them... Bet ‘domestic crime’ is lower than in the US...

 

Israeli women can use their heads

And their arms

Israeli women are not scared

of the glamorous life

Israeli women know variety

Israeli women are mechanically inclined

Israeli women can go for a walk in the park

Israeli women are packing

more than just makeup

Ok, they have makeup too

Israeli women love accessorizing

Did we mention they love accessorizing?

They make bunk beds look stylish

Israeli women love shopping

And gardening

Israeli women can fly

Israeli women can carry their necessities

Did we mention Israeli women

can carry their necessities?

Israeli women stay on point,

especially with an IMI Tavor TAR-21

Israeli women have good dental hygiene

And hair

Israeli women have great taste in eye-wear

Did we mention Israeli women

have great taste in eye-wear?

Did we mention that?

Israeli women love hats

And shoes

Israeli women have twins

And are very pensive

Israeli women will leave you hanging

And also run you over with a tank

Israeli women can do this

Israeli women can throw a good party

Israeli women can hang out alone

Israeli women can hang out together

Israeli women come through in crunch time

Israeli women also know how to relax

Israeli women have faith

Israeli women are outdoorsy

Israeli women can chat it up

Israeli women can listen

Israeli women can march

Israeli women like nice things

Israeli women love nature

Israeli women don’t like you in their van

But they love each other

And Israeli women can get a grip

Conclusion:

Israeli women are just like other women,

just with M16's

 

 

 

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

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