Saturday, December 26, 2009

Best Christmas decoration ever!

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.


The Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations.


The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.


I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories.


But two things made me take it down.


1. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.


2. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).


By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.


My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.


Kind of feel like I gave in to the "man" by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm the many near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house.


I think I made him too real this time.


So it was fun while it lasted!!





Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Inconvenient Question to Al Gore - UN Goons On Hand To Protect The Lying Fraudster



Gore refused to answer and a UN security guard grabbed the reporter’s mic and yanked out the cord.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Government Healthcare Reform

Congress is going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, but exempts themselves from it, signed by a President that also hasn't read it, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

 

 

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Unfortunate Business Names

 

 

 

New Board Game by Obama - Modern Day Monopoly - BAMOPOLY

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything. Wanna play?

 

No? Too bad, you're already playing.