Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

0-Man

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

How many of these grinning fools have had their health insurance cancelled? Hopefully al of them.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Drug dealer busted with 'laugh now' and 'cry later' tattoos as eyebrows http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2492875/Man-busted-drug-dealing-laugh-later-tattooed-eyebrows.html

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Drug dealer busted with 'laugh now' and 'cry later' tattoos as eyebrows http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2492875/Man-busted-drug-dealing-laugh-later-tattooed-eyebrows.html

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Where to put #44

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture.

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader

of the American Revolution!


Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through

its darkest time!


Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the

Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!


Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New

Orleans !


Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through

the Civil War!


Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading

author of the Constitution.


Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!

Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than

any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate.

 

 

Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing,

this is an "honor" he richly deserves.

I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter

and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or

Lincoln… etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President

Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his

shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...


 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, November 6, 2013