Heaven or Hell?

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically
hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in,  it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high
official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with
you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I  have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with  that, St. Peter  escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down  to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green  golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of
it  are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with  him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake
his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had  while getting rich at
the expense of the people.

They play a  friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has
a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter
is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group  of contented souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time
and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by  and St. Peter
returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and  another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have
said it  before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but  I think I would be
better off  in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell.

Now the doors of  the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his  shoulder. ' I don't
understand,'  stammers the MP.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate
lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now
there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning…

Today you voted.

 

George Dorunda
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