Day 1 Compensation Plan - The Power of 1

**Bronze Package: 1 Box of Day Cafe Slim Coffee or 1 Canister of Natraburst PLUS THE SAMPLES
**Silver Package: 7 Boxes of Day Cafe Slim Coffee PLUS THE SAMPLES

 

 

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Schools

Schools

 

A dog had followed his owner to school.  His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school.  However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him.  The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors.  Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, 'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.

 

 

1949 Cadillac covered with 38,295 pennies. Pennies were adhered 1 by 1 using silicone glue adding over 200 pounds to the weight. The project took 6 weeks. All the pennies are American, & include 1817 ''Big Cent'', 2 Error Pennies & 4 1943 Steel Pennies.

 

 

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SniperDoc negotiates Putin

 

 

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She was able to do that on the phone?

 

 

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Wow, a tolerant government employee. If this student said RuPaul or Lady Gaga, she could have been student of the year.

 

 

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Heaven or Hell?

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically
hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in,  it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high
official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with
you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I  have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with  that, St. Peter  escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down  to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green  golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of
it  are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with  him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake
his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had  while getting rich at
the expense of the people.

They play a  friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has
a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter
is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group  of contented souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time
and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by  and St. Peter
returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and  another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have
said it  before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but  I think I would be
better off  in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell.

Now the doors of  the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his  shoulder. ' I don't
understand,'  stammers the MP.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate
lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now
there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning…

Today you voted.

 

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No Comment. Maybe it will buff right out.

 

 

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New Candy just for the Kids. Is this original taste?

 

 

George Dorunda
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Is this what he meant by more flexible?

 

 

George Dorunda
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This is what you get when you put a community organizer against a former KGB agent.

 

 

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March Madness?

 

 

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Some kind of Strange Before and After?

 

 

George Dorunda
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This is what socialized medicine in Venezuela looks like (Hospital Central de Valencia). Coming soon to a hospital near you.

 

 

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This dude was obviously against The Hack's Cash for Klunker program as well.

 

 

George Dorunda
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Tennessee Football Coach Fired for Writing this Song about The Hack

Tennessee Football Coach Fired for Writing this Song about The Hack

 

Tennessee middle school assistant football coach, age 26, fired for a song he wrote and played! 

 

 

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Like... like... like... like... room temperature IQ

 

 

George Dorunda
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Ebay help anyone?

 

 

George Dorunda
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Can it be said any better than this?

 

 

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Finally something positive about Bieber the Menace.

 

 

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Arrogant Idiot vs USMC

 

 

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Morals Test

Morals Test

 

*Are you as moral as you think you are? *

 

*This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. *

 

*By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. *

 

*The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. *

 

*Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest. *

 

*THE SITUATION: *

 

*You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. *

 

*There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. *

 

*This is a flood of biblical proportions. *

 

*You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. *

 

*The situation is nearly hopeless. *

 

*You're trying to shoot career-making photos. *

 

*There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. *

 

*Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. *

 

*THE TEST: *

 

*Suddenly you see a man in the water. *

 

*He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.*

 

*You move closer. *

 

*Somehow the man looks familiar. *

 

*You suddenly realize who it is. *

 

*It's Barack Obama! *

 

*At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. *

 

*YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: *

 

*You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America. *

 

*THE QUESTION: *

 

*Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. *

 

*"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?" *

 

 

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Tattoos are, like, so, like, totally like cool.

 

 

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American Freedom?

 

 

George Dorunda
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Can there possibly be anybody that dumb?

 

 

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Properly Dressed Teacher

 

 

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Message

 

 

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Connecticut Police to Begin Door-to-Door Gun Confiscations - Missouri Democrats Introduce Legislation to Confiscate Firearms - Gives Gun Owners 90 Days to Turn in Weapons - MN Democrats Introduce Law to Confiscate Guns. Give Gun Owners 6 Months to Turn in

Connecticut Police to Begin Door-to-Door Gun Confiscations

Where have we seen these Gestapo tactics before? History repeats itself?

 

Missouri Democrats Introduce Legislation to Confiscate Firearms – Gives Gun Owners 90 Days to Turn in Weapons

 

“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” - Adolf Hitler

 

MN Democrats Introduce Law to Confiscate Guns… Give Gun Owners 6 Months to Turn in Weapons

 

“Ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State.” - Heinrich Himmler 1935

 

New Jersey bill is outright gun ban on .22-caliber rifles and leads to confiscation

 

"We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?" - Joseph Stalin

 

Union Goons Have License to Run Wild In Pennsylvania

 

Is the American public is too busy watching The Bachelor finale? If you make a threat but never follow through, you can simply claim you are in a labor dispute? Look for the Goonion Label!

 

Minnesota School Freezes Live Student

 

Yet another example of the idiocy that prevails in our government schools. Is it possible for teachers to get any dumber? Government schools need an enema.

 

Iran: Top Court Orders Man's Eyes to be Gouged Out and Ears Chopped for Pouring Acid on Girl

 

Why would he would throw acid on her in the first place? She wouldn't marry him? I have no problem with this sentence handed down by the Iranian court.

 

MSNBC’s Most Embarrassing Mockery of Romney’s Russia Warnings

 

Behold the preening cavalcade of smug - from people with absolutely nothing to be smug about.

 

Military patch for Syria just released

 

Why not give Putin a Nobel Peace Prize? That will fix everything.

 

Do they practice female circumcision in Kenya? It could explain The Hack.

 

Note: The $1 Billion Obama gave California for studying the drought due to global warming is now being spent on sandbags due to too much rain.

 

POTUS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY:

9am. Blame Bush

10am. Blame GOP

11am. Blame Tea Party

2pm. Blame Fox News

4pm. Two hour speech on accepting responsibility

 

 

George Dorunda
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Military patch for Syria just released

 

 

George Dorunda
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Some people get it, some people don't.

 

 

George Dorunda
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Illusion

 

 

George Dorunda
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President Obama according to US Weekly: "Beyoncé could not be a better role model for my girls."

 

 

George Dorunda
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The Great American Sink Hole

 

 

George Dorunda
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If I had a tattoo, it would be a midget that yells when the plane arrives, not ink on my skin.

 

 

George Dorunda
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If I had a tattoo, it would be a midget that yells when the plane arrives, not ink on my skin.

 

 

George Dorunda
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