Tuesday, August 31, 2010

PRICELESS

Make-up and Hair style - $500.00

New Dress for the show - $700.00

Giant Stuffed Bear - $300.00

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand - Priceless!


George Dorunda
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Healthy Edge

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Fort Myers Prostitution Bust

I should be ashamed for even posting this. Maybe she could be on Meet the Press to discuss the economic downturn.

 

 

 

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

You're going to be on "County Law!"



Apparently there's a show in Montgomery County Alabama called "County Law." This woman is really excited she's going to be on it.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Sex On A Date

Guys, take out the guesswork with this handy flowchart to determine if you are going to have sex on this date.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Friday, August 6, 2010

Men's Rule #1

When you are in deep shit, look straight ahead, keep your mouth shut and say nothing!

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie ft. Wyclef Jean



Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti. How about giving Haiti to Obama and letting Wyclef be OUR president. Couldn't possibly hurt anything.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Third of U.S. teens with phones text 100 times a day - Calif couple tried to sell baby at Walmart - CNN's Larry King says he'll retire as talk-show host - Officials fear African python invading Florida's Everglades - Prison Inmates Claim the Tax Credit

Third of U.S. teens with phones text 100 times a day

Why do teens text? Because they're like unable to like engage in like actual like verbal conversation. Whatever.

 

Calif couple tried to sell baby at Walmart

Deplorable methheads can't get more than $25 for a baby? And just look at this idiot woman and her boyfriend.

 

CNN's Larry King says he'll retire as talk-show host

His viewer is going to be so upset!

 

Officials fear African python invading Florida's Everglades

Pythons in the everglades? That's nothing. The snakes in Washington are far more troublesome.

 

Prison Inmates Claim the Tax Credit

Almost 2000 prison inmates get government homebuyer tax credits! Let's let government do it all, why don't we.

 

http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Just saw glimpses of "Cops." Let's just arrest all men with tats and no shirts to save time.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge