MY GREEN HAT

 

MY GREEN HAT      Magic Green Hat The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  Here's the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.  At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store. But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order!          =