THESE ARE A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THE WALMART PHOTOS

These are very clever, and oh, so true!

 

  

 

Whoever captioned these knew what they were talking about...

 

 

 

 

Texting at the car show

Texting at the Car Show ~ A classic Pontiac Le Mans owner arrives at a car show early in order to get this good display spot. Then, the next classic car, a '40 Ford shows up and grabs the second stall... Next, this car plows through. She was texting while driving through the mall parking lot!!! B She was soooo busy texting, she didn't notice the curb and shrubs she was about to jump. She never touched the brake, and kept her foot on the gas pedal even after impact. They live and text among us, folks.

 

FINALLY- The Real Birth Certificate!

Obama’s authentic birth certificate from Coast Memorial Hospital , in Mombasa , KENYA . Now the task is to get the courts to authenticate it and then kick Obama out of office, something they are loathe to do.   Snopes say's it's true   Here it is! The document we have been waiting for!  Now if only Congress or the Supreme Court will act on this! Spread this around....if these documents are as authentic as they certainly seem to be, Obama is NOT qualified to be our President and he sits in the White House illegally! This is what Obama has spent almost $2M (so far) to hide.   Here's a close-up of the top of the document where you can plainly read his name and his parent's names, etc.... A British history buff was asked if he could find out who the colonial registrar was for Mombasa in 1961. After only a few minutes of research, he called back and said "Sir Edward F. Lavender  Note the same name near the bottom of the photo above. Source(s):   Kenya Dominion Record 4667 Australian library." And here is a close-up of the bottom of the document where you can read "Coast Providence�of Kenya " and the Official signature of the Deputy Registrar.....     The above document is a "Certified Copy of Registration of Birth", but below is a copy of the actual Certificate of Birth... The real-deal legal kind of certificate. The Mombasa Registrar of Births has testified that Obama's birth certificate from Coast Province General Hospital in Mombasa is genuine. This copy was obtained by Lucas Smith through the help of a Kenyan Colonel who recently got it Directly from the Coast General Hospital in Mombasa , Kenya ..  Here  it is.....     Note the  footprint!! The local Muslim Imam in Mombasa named Barack with his Muslim middle name Hussein so his official name on this certificate is Barack Hussein Obama II.  The grandmother of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. Reveals the story of his birth in Mombasa , Kenya , a seaport, after his mother suffered labor pains while swimming at ocean beach in Mombasa .... "On August 4, 1961 Obama's mother, father and grandmother were attending a Muslim festival in Mombasa , Kenya ... Mother had been refused entry to airplanes due to her nine month pregnancy.  It was a hot August day at the festival so the Obama s went to the beach to Cool off. While swimming in the ocean his mother  experienced labor pains so was rushed to the Coast Provincial General Hospital , Mombasa , Kenya where Obama was born a few hours later at 7:21 PM on August 4, 1961(what a sad day for the USA !). Four days later his mother flew to Hawaii and registered his birth in Honolulu as a certificate of live birth which omitted the place and hospital of birth."   Letter from Kitau in Mombasa , Kenya ........ "I happen to be Kenyan. I was born 1 month before Obama at Mombasa medical center. I am a teacher here at the MM Shaw Primary School in Kenya . I compared my birth certificate to the one that has been put out by Taitz and mine is exactly the same. I even have the same registrar and format. The type is identical. I am by nature a skeptical person. I teach science here and challenge most things that cannot be proven. So I went to an official registrar today and pulled up the picture on the web. They magnified it and determined it to be authentic. There is even a plaque with Registrar Lavenders name on it as he was a Brit and was in charge of the Registrar office from 1959 until January of 1964. The reason the date on the certificate says republic of Kenya is that we were a republic when the "copy" of the original was ordered. I stress the word "copy". My copy also has republic of Kenya . So what you say is true about Kenya not being a republic at the time of Obama's birth, however it was a republic when the copy was ordered. The birth certificate is genuine. I assure you it will be authenticated by a forensic auditor. We are very proud Obama was born here. We have a shrine for him and there are many people who remember his birth here as he had a white mother. They are being interviewed now by one of your media outlets. Fortunately they even have pictures of his parents with him immediately after his birth at the Mombasa hospital with the hospital in the back ground. It will be a proud day for us when it is proven that he was born here and a Kenyan became the most powerful man in the world.   I encourage anyone to come here and visit. I will be happy to take you and show you the pictures at the hospital myself as well as my document and many others that are identical to what Taitz posted. God Bless. Kitau" So, how much more proof do we need?   Well, Here it is...{SJC} Lolo Soetoro, Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro, baby Maya Soetoro, and 9 year old Barry Soetoro.   This registration document, made available on Jan. 24, 2007, by the Fransiskus Assisi school inJakarta, Indonesia , shows the registration of Barack Obama under the name Barry Soetoro made by his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.     Name: Barry Soetoro Religion: Islam Nationality: Indonesian   How did this little INDONESIAN Muslim child - Barry Soetoro, (A.K.A. Barack Obama) get around the issue of nationality to become President of the  United States of America ?   PART 2: In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from  Occidental College    .....   The transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from  Indonesia    while an undergraduate at the school. The transcript was released by Occidental   College   in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of  California .. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify for this scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. This document provides the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking - that he is NOT a natural-born citizen of the  United States    - necessary to be President of these United States.  Along with the evidence that he was first born in   Kenya , here we see that there is no record of him ever applying for  US    citizenship..   Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign spending.  This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records.   Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still on-going but that the final report will be provided to the  U.S.    attorney general, Eric Holder.  Mr. Holder has refused comment on this matter.   LET OTHER FOLKS KNOW THIS NEWS - THE MEDIA WON'T!   =

 

Foreclosures in America

20) Boise , Idaho -- 1 in 21 homes in foreclosure (The red dots show all foreclosures in process) Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 19) Sarasota , Florida -- 1 in 21 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. . 17) Tampa , Florida -- 1 in 20 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 15) Sacramento , California -- 1 in 19 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 14) Naples , Florida -- 1 in 18 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 13) Deltona , Florida -- 1 in 17 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 12) Bakersfield , California -- 1 in 17 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 11) Reno , Nevada -- 1 in 16 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 10) Vallejo , California -- 1 in 16 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 9) Orlando , Florida -- 1 in 15 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 7) Stockton , California -- 1 in 14 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 6) Riverside , California -- 1 of 14 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 5) Miami , Florida -- 1 in 14 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 4) Phoenix , Arizona -- 1 in 14 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 3) 2) Cape Coral , Florida -- 1 in 12 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. 1) Las Vegas , Nevada -- 1 in 9 homes in foreclosure Note: The red dots shows homes currently in foreclosure.. The slide title describes the fraction of homes that received foreclosure filings in 2010. BONUS: USA -- 1 in 46 homes in foreclosure Image: Courtesy of Google Maps And some people want to give him another 4 years!!!!! Just wait until his health care agenda kicks in.