Saturday, December 18, 2010

What's All This Ruckus about Gays in the Military?

What’s All This Ruckus about Gays in the Military?

 

I don't give an airborne fornication about gays in military. Just want my phone to work. I have my priorities. We’ll need new ranks now that gays will be OK in the military. Let’s start with Stiff Sergeant. Or here’s another: Rear Admiral. That gives an all new meaning to the rank of seamen. Actually, I don't think they'll ever talk about troops "bringing up the rear" anymore. Or how about U.S.N. Chief Pretty Officer?

 

OK. All is calm. All is bright. That should stir up a little hate mail.