Harry buys a car

Harry buys a car

Sen. Harry Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. to buy a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds the one he likes. And, after going back and forth with the salesman, they settle on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork for a 4-year payment plan, and Harry signs on the bottom line.

The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "Whoa, what are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator, you make payments for 4 years.....THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your healthcare plan".

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".

And the salesman says without any doubt or embarrassment: "NO S##T, Sherlock"!!!

 

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