Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Palin: McCain's 'gonna win'
Should he even be running again? Is Palin's jacket telling us you've been a bad and need to be punished?
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Vatican Perversion
It appears that perversion has been a long standing event at the Vatican.
Apparently they didn't consider the sun when designing this wall at SAINT PETER'S BASILICA.
The Politicians Must GOOOH!
Too many politiicians are corrupt. They are destroying our nation. It is time to tell them to Get Out Of Our House! It is time to send true citizen representatives to OUR House of Representatives. It is time for the politicians to GOOOH!
http://goooh.com/
Monday, March 29, 2010
Man Goes on 'Meat Attack' at Supermarket
His grandmother says it's because she wanted to make pot roast for dinner.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Take Down the Bird Feeder
Take Down the Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was! Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .... Everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... Quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" were squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
George Dorunda
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
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Monday, March 22, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out? 'YUV GOTTA BE FREAKIN DEAD.'
http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm
George Dorunda
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HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED BY CALIFORNIA SCIENTISTS
HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED BY CALIFORNIA SCIENTISTS
Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm
George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Supersex
Supersex
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'
http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm
George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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Friday, March 12, 2010
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