Update: Loss Of Daylight Crisis Continues

Update: Loss Of Daylight Crisis Continues

 

The northern hemisphere is losing two minutes of sunlight every day, and if this crisis continues, we will be in total darkness by June. The data indicates drastic changes to the environment that have already started:

 

Many species of birds, millions of individual birds have left the northern hemisphere. The impact of the loss of these birds is unimaginable.

 

Insect life has been severely affected. Most can no longer be observed.

 

Large mammals have been observed lying in a state of near death torpor in their dens.

 

Crop production has fallen to dangerously low levels, and the models and the research predict famine in the very near future.

 

Additionally, while not indicated by the computer models, actual eyewitness observations have discovered that most, if not all, leaves have fallen off trees in the researcher's area.

 

These and other effects of the loss of daylight demand our immediate attention if we are to prevent a genuine climate catastrophe.

 

There are those who disagree with the scientific computer models saying that this is cyclical and that the daylight is going to come back. Those people are clearly deniers of this disaster. Legions of scientists have run this on their models, and there is no question that we are losing daylight.

 

Consensuses of scientists are extremely alarmed and concerned about this crisis that we are losing daylight in the entire northern hemisphere, not just in the United States.

 

Note: This has not been linked to climate change. Something other than climate change is causing this leakage of sunlight.

 

This is a genuine emergency! The Supreme Court must force the government to begin releasing some of the daylight they have been saving and storing under the mandated "Daylight Savings Plan." Total darkness and everything that would result from it will occur by June if we do not enact policies now that change this leakage. Contact your Senators and Congressmen and tell them that we need tax increases and stimulus package spending, in order to help people get through the impending darkness.

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Donations

Donations

 

As you open your pockets for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind:

 

The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses.

 

The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.

 

UNICEF CEO Carol M. Stern receives $1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS-ROYCE. Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause.

 

The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.  96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause.

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The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.  Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

 

The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.  Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

 

The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.  Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

 

The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.  Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

 

The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.  Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

 

No further comment is necessary.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

After two years of Obama - Here's your change!

 

	January 2009	TODAY	% chg	Source
Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S.	$1.83	$3.44	84%	1
Crude oil, European Brent (barrel)	$43..48	$99..02	127.7%	2
Crude oil, West TX Inter. (barrel)	$38..74	$91..38	135.9%	2
Gold: London (per troy oz.)	$853.25	$1,369.50	60.5%	2
Corn, No.2 yellow, Central IL	$3.56	$6.33	78.1%	2
Soybeans, No. 1 yellow, IL	$9.66	$13..75	42.3%	2
Sugar, cane, raw, world, lb. Fob	$13..37	$35..39	164.7%	2
Unemployment rate, non-farm, overall	7.6%	9.4%	23.7%	3
Unemployment rate, blacks	12.6%	15.8%	25.4%	3
Number of unemployed	11,616,000	14,485,000	24.7%	3
Number of fed. Employees	2,779,000	2,840,000	2.2%	3
Real median household income	$50,112	$49,777	-0.7%	4
Number of food stamp recipients	31,983,716	43,200,878	35.1%	5
Number of unemployment benefit recipients	7,526,598	9,193,838	22.2%	6
Number of long-term unemployed	2,600,000	6,400,000	146.2%	3
Poverty rate, individuals	13.2%	14.3%	8.3%	4
People in poverty in U.S.	39,800,000	43,600,000	9.5%	4
U.S.. Rank in Economic Freedom World Rankings	5	9	n/a	10
Present Situation Index	29.9	23.5	-21.4%	11
Failed banks	140	164	17.1%	12
U.S.. Dollar versus Japanese yen exchange rate	89.76	82.03	-8.6%	2
U.S.. Money supply, M1, in billions	1,575.1	1,865.7	18.4%	13
U.S.. Money supply, M2, in billions	8,310.9	8,852.3	6.5%	13
National debt, in trillions	$10..627	$14..052	32.2%	14

AIRPORT GREETERS - The lady who took these pictures said everyone was surprised to see George and Laura Bush recently just standing quietly in the waiting area with others who come to meet the troop planes.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

June Weddings

June Weddings

 

Most people in the 1500s got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Where did "Piss Poor" come from?

Where did "Piss Poor" come from?

 

Interesting History. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".

 

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot. They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Down in the West Texas town of El Paso

Down in the West Texas town of El Paso

 

Three armed felons crossed the U. S . Border and attempted to rob an off duty El Paso police officer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank.

 

The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle.

 

However, the well prepared police officer shot all of them, killing two immediately. The third was shot in both arms and bled to death before the ambulance arrived.

 

This is how much the US Taxpayer would have had to pay to prosecute these thugs:

 

Arrest and detention for 1 night = -$6,000

Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = -$1000

Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 min speech $25,007,000

 

What it actually cost:

Four .40 rounds = $1.00

Taxpayer savings = $25,006,999.00

 

They Picked the Wrong Man to rob - Only in TEXAS!

 

THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS 4 MINUTES THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .40 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1225 FEET PER SECOND.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! You should get a Divorce."

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

http://dorunda.com/comedy2011.htm

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Poo At The Zoo

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Honkies for Herman!

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

CD Collection? (WARNING: Not Safe for Eyes.)

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM