Idiots!

 

 

George Dorunda
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Isn't Prison Wonderful?

 

 

George Dorunda
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Review: "Animal" - The Book by George The Animal Steele

OK, I’d better do my book report on Jim’s book before he turns back into the "Animal" and mistakes my head for a turnbuckle. I found his book to be an interesting, highly entertaining, and easy read, with an abundance of anecdotes from the life of Jim Myers, which at times were told by George Steele – what a combination. I highly recommend this for anyone, but especially any young people who may be dealing with what they perceive to be insurmountable challenges in life. Jim has certainly had his share of trials and tribulations in dealing with and overcoming many of life’s obstacles. Note: You’ll have to ignore the plentiful typos, and spelling and grammar errors, but I guess that should to be expected considering Jim’s dyslexia, which is one of his earliest challenges referenced in the book; and one that he learned to manage and work with throughout his life. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the various sagas, discovering that Jim is a champion in life, both inside and outside of the wrestling ring. Get your copy today! Visit http://www.georgetheanimalsteele.com/ to order your copy now.

 

 

George Dorunda
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Ernie Els - A Genuine African-American Champion - and a really great guy!

 

 

George Dorunda
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Wow! Now these idiots @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne want me to follow them so they can stop sending me spam. A "disclosure"? Simple solution: stop spamming customers (and former customers)! Talk about a lack of banking and business ethics.

 

 

George Dorunda
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The New Equal 3 Branches of Government

 

 

George Dorunda
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Apparently these idiots @CapitalOne don't get it. I cancelled my account because they were spamming me - and they continue to spam me anyway? Why would I do business with them?

 

 

George Dorunda
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The real picture.

 

 

George Dorunda
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"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.

Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

 

 

George Dorunda
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FW: VACATION PHOTOS

VACATION PHOTOS 2013 HONESTLY, YOU JUST HAVEN'T LIVED 'TIL YOU'VE STAYED IN A PRIVATE 3-STORY VILLA AT A 5-STARLUXURY HOTEL, THE VILLA PADIERNA. IT ONLY COST $95,000, AND I WAS ABLE TO HOLD THE TOTAL BILL UNDER $500,000 FOR THE WEEK. WHAT A BARGAIN! Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask theAmerican citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we canlessen our combined carbon footprint. But hey, Barack's Air Force One costs about $200,000. per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, thats with a B? $500,000,000. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters! I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it. I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Cordially, Michelle Obama P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India!  P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard - It was fabulous! And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days.  P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!  PSSSs We all had a fabulous time in Africa visiting Barack's birthplace. What a wonderful place! PSSSss Now the girls and I are back in Africa with my mom.  Don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter. All this while Barack plays golf ! Thanks America! But you owe it to me! Love ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these hard economic times equally! We love to redistribute and share the wealth. SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW. WAKE UP, STAND UP and SPEAK UP. STOP THIS NONSENSE

 

 

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Where did the Texas Longhorn logo come from? My duty to try and teach you something new every day is now done.

 

 

George Dorunda
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The Dutch Bloemencorso Parade...

WOW,  All flowers.......  Gravity-defying floral sculptures from the Dutch  Bloemencorso Parade...          Let's hope the wind doesn't blow too hard! The  flowers have been meticulously placed to create the giraffes, even  down to their eyelids and hair that lines their  neck.            A roaring good show: The intricate blooms have been  manipulated to create this gravity-defying impressive model of a  tiger and her cubs         Every float is made from dahlias. This twisting  house, which is as high as other apartments, weaves its ways  through the narrow streets          Just by using dahlias, volunteers created this  show-stopping piece, where a startled antelope flees the clutches  of a leopard that gives  chase.         Utterly brilliant – the competitors left no detail  out - they even included the numbers on the tags on the ears, and  what appears to be the inner workings of a milk-processing plant  within the cow's body.         Something fishy about this: Bloemencorso saw this  elaborate fish display, which saw a shoal of fish whirl around  each other - even using light-coloured dahlias to shade in the  light bouncing off the  eyeballs.          Bloemencorso began in 1936, and since then has  spiralled in popularity, as the small population makes huge efforts  to outdo one another so they can create sculptures like this huge  organ          Even the meerkats get a mention! The curious  animals are brought to life, as creators perfected every inch of  the models, even down to their nails and shading on their  tails      Out of this world! Every float here is made from  petals and, despite being made from such a delicate, tiny  structure, take on gigantic proportions which people clamour to  see.      It's really taken off! Bloemencorso has grown in  term of popularity and in the sheer size of the creations, with  thousands flocking to the home of Vincent Van Gogh to gasp at the  displays.    Held on the first Sunday of every September, the  quaint town becomes packed with visitors and, on this occasion, a  huge rhinoceros made of delicate  flowers.     Thousands turn out to Bloemencorso, as hamlets  compete with each other to create the  most beautiful display -  including this sinister-looking fishy  creature.   Each of the competing districts of Zundert - which was  the home of Vincent Van Gogh -  constructs its own entry and  competes in the parade, which occurs every first Sunday in   September. According to those behind Bloemencorso, the parade  is all the work of dedicated volunteers, who do not profit from  the colourful display. A staggering six to eight million dahlia  flowers are used to produce the  floats.