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Where to put #44
Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture.
George Washington, our nation's first president and leaderof the American Revolution!
Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation throughits darkest time!
Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of theTreasury and leader of the constitutional convention!
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in NewOrleans !
Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North throughthe Civil War!
Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leadingauthor of the Constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!
Obama's policies have put more people on welfare thanany president before him, so this placement is most appropriate.
Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing,
this is an "honor" he richly deserves.
I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughterand I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington orLincoln… etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when PresidentObama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his
shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...
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