George Dorunda - The Mega-Star (Retired): October 2013

Monday, October 14, 2013

This is believable - especially with today's government schools.

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
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Sunday, October 13, 2013

It's a good thing we have baton wielding riot police to protect us from 85-year-old vets in wheelchairs.

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Shouldn't this also say, "attempt to vomit or urinate on yourself"? Of, wait, that's only supposed to work for rapists.

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

Friday, October 11, 2013

Ancient History",,, 1955

Comments made in the year 1955!

'I'll tell you one thing, if things
keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to
buy a week's groceries for $10.00. '

'Have you seen the new cars
coming out next year? It won't
be long before $1, 000.00 will
only buy a used one.'

'If cigarettes keep going up in
price, I'm going to quit; 20 cents
a pack is ridiculous. '

'Did you hear the post office is
thinking about charging 7 cents
just to mail a letter.'

'If they raise the minimum wage
to $1.00, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.'

'When I first started driving, who
would have thought gas would
someday cost 25 cents a gallon.
Guess we'd be better off leaving
the car in the garage.'

'I'm afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND',
it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it.'

'I read the other day where some
scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of
the century. They even have some
fellows they call astronauts
preparing for it down in Texas .'

'Did you see where some baseball
player just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball?
It wouldn't surprise me if someday
they'll be making more than the
President. '

'I never thought I'd see the day
all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They are even making
electric typewriters now. '

'It's too bad things are so tough
nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to
work to make ends meet. '

'It won't be long before young
couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so
they can both work.'

'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car
is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business.'

'Thank goodness I won't live to
see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I
sometimes wonder if we are
electing the best people to
government.'

'The drive-in restaurant is
convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they
will ever catch on.'

'There is no sense going on short
trips anymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay
in a hotel.'

'No one can afford to be sick
anymore. At $15.00 a day in
the hospital, it's too rich for
my blood.'

'If they think I'll pay 30 cents
for a haircut, forget it.'

Know any friends
who would get a
kick out of these,
pass this on!
Be sure and send it
to your kids and grandkids, too!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

You never know what kind of wildlife you might see hiking in the mountains during mating season.

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

Gun Control?

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

VACATION PHOTOS.....WOW!

VACATION PHOTOS.

Honestly, you just haven't lived 'til you've stayed in a private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel, the Villa Padierna.

It only cost $95,000, and I was able to hold the total bill under $500,000 for the week. What a bargain!

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

But hey, Barack's Air Force One costs about $200,000 per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, that's with a B? $500,000,000.

By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura

Plaza restaurant in Marbella, great lobster with rice and oysters!

I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. The White House is so confining and small!

Cordially,
Michelle Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India !

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard - It was fabulous! And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

Barack tries to pull something else out of his @##.

PSSSs We all had a fabulous time in Africa visiting Barack's birthplace. What a wonderful place!

PSSSss Now the girls and I are back in Africa with my mom.

Don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter.

All this while Barack plays golf !

Thanks America ! But you owe it to me!

Love ya!

Remember, we all have to share the pain

of these hard economic times equally!

We love to redistribute and share the wealth.

SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW.
WAKE UP, STAND UP and SPEAK UP.
STOP THIS NONSENSE