Thursday, December 19, 2013

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Never flirt with another woman

Wasn't this supposed to be either a wake or funeral   ????       And they gave a Nobel Prize to this moron   ???     And why is the international community laughing at us   ????

 

Once an idiot always an idiot

 

Never flirt with another woman

 

Especially when you wife is sitting next to you

 

She really looks offended

 

Keep your hands off my idiot

Smart move, swap seats with the idiot, now who's running the country

 

 

 

 

Thursday, December 12, 2013

What A Man Did With This Tree Trunk Will Blow Your Mind. Whatever You're Thinking…It's Better.

What A Man Did With This Tree Trunk Will Blow Your Mind. Whatever You're Thinking…It's Better.

 


One tree, four years of work and an indescribable amount of talent: that's what it took to create this incredible masterpiece.

 

A famous Chinese wood carver chopped down a single tree and tirelessly worked on it for over four years to make this piece.

 

Your jaw will hit the floor when you see what he created.

 

It all started out with a simple tree trunk… 


Then Zheng Chunhui, a famous wood carver, spent over four years creating this masterpiece. 
  

The carving is based on the famous Chinese painting "Along the River During the Qingming Festival."

 

The original artwork was created over 1,000 years ago. 
  

The piece won the Guinness World Record for the longest wooden carving and measures over 40ft (specifically,

it is 12.286 meters long, is 3.075 meters tall at it highest point, and is also 2.401 meters wide). 
  

The intricate carvings of daily life in ancient China are so detailed and perfect, they could drop your jaw. 
  

It's no surprise that this incredible work of art is drawing so much attention.

It's amazing, but not just because it's so big, but also because it's so incredibly detailed. 
  



That was 8,760 hours well spent, I'd say!!! 
  
  
 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

0-Man

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

How many of these grinning fools have had their health insurance cancelled? Hopefully al of them.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Drug dealer busted with 'laugh now' and 'cry later' tattoos as eyebrows http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2492875/Man-busted-drug-dealing-laugh-later-tattooed-eyebrows.html

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Drug dealer busted with 'laugh now' and 'cry later' tattoos as eyebrows http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2492875/Man-busted-drug-dealing-laugh-later-tattooed-eyebrows.html

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM

 

Where to put #44

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture.

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader

of the American Revolution!


Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through

its darkest time!


Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the

Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!


Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New

Orleans !


Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through

the Civil War!


Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading

author of the Constitution.


Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!

Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than

any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate.

 

 

Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing,

this is an "honor" he richly deserves.

I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter

and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or

Lincoln… etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President

Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his

shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...