How do you total a vehicle without scratching the outside?

How do you total a vehicle without scratching the outside?

 

There are no scratches on the outside of this car, but the vehicle is totaled ! A man in Waterton Park , (south of Calgary ), came out to Find the inside of his 18 month old Toyota Sequoia trashed. A grizzly bear had somehow got a door open. Once inside it got trapped when the door shut behind him, probably by the wind. The Toyota was the Platinum edition, all the door panels were ripped off, the head-liner torn to pieces, all headrests, the leather seats, the dash shredded. The steering column was twisted Sideways. Two of the six airbags went off, the other four the bear ripped to pieces. You can imagine a trapped grizzly being hit with an airbag in an enclosed space! He must have figured he was in for the fight of his life, and by the looks of this car, he won the fight. When the bear ripped off the door panels he also clawed all the wiring harnesses out. Toyota figures every wire he pulled or clawed at resulted in alarm bells, voices or sparks. The head mechanic at Calgary Toyota doubted if they had the expertise to put this vehicle back together, even if they had enough parts to do it. And, to add insult to injury, the bear took a big Dump in the back of the SUV . . . and then broke out the rear window.   (So a bear dosen’t always shit in the woods.)   Fish and wildlife officers have inspected the damage and Figure it was a 3 year old Grizzly. The vehicle has been written off by the insurance company. The cost of this fully optioned vehicle new was over $70,000, and they stopped counting the repair costs at $60,000 plus.

 

 

 

 

 

Liberal Logic 101- illustrated

 

 

 

THESE ARE A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THE WALMART PHOTOS

These are very clever, and oh, so true!

 

  

 

Whoever captioned these knew what they were talking about...

 

 

 

 

Texting at the car show

Texting at the Car Show ~ A classic Pontiac Le Mans owner arrives at a car show early in order to get this good display spot. Then, the next classic car, a '40 Ford shows up and grabs the second stall... Next, this car plows through. She was texting while driving through the mall parking lot!!! B She was soooo busy texting, she didn't notice the curb and shrubs she was about to jump. She never touched the brake, and kept her foot on the gas pedal even after impact. They live and text among us, folks.