PRICELESS

Make-up and Hair style - $500.00

New Dress for the show - $700.00

Giant Stuffed Bear - $300.00

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand - Priceless!

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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How to start the day off right: Go to Walmart

 

 

 

Fort Myers Prostitution Bust

I should be ashamed for even posting this. Maybe she could be on Meet the Press to discuss the economic downturn.

 

 

 

Crabgrass

Keep it off my salad.

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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Gay Kitties?

Where does one find Gay Kitties?

 

 

Where can I get a gun like this?

Where can I get a gun like this?

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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You're going to be on "County Law!"

Apparently there's a show in Montgomery County Alabama called "County Law." This woman is really excited she's going to be on it.

Miracle! A woman with a black boob and a white one!

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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Sex On A Date

Guys, take out the guesswork with this handy flowchart to determine if you are going to have sex on this date.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Men's Rule #1

When you are in deep shit, look straight ahead, keep your mouth shut and say nothing!

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie ft. Wyclef Jean

Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti. How about giving Haiti to Obama and letting Wyclef be OUR president. Couldn't possibly hurt anything.

A pilot's practical joke

Third of U.S. teens with phones text 100 times a day - Calif couple tried to sell baby at Walmart - CNN's Larry King says he'll retire as talk-show host - Officials fear African python invading Florida's Everglades - Prison Inmates Claim the Tax Credit

Third of U.S. teens with phones text 100 times a day

Why do teens text? Because they're like unable to like engage in like actual like verbal conversation. Whatever.

 

Calif couple tried to sell baby at Walmart

Deplorable methheads can't get more than $25 for a baby? And just look at this idiot woman and her boyfriend.

 

CNN's Larry King says he'll retire as talk-show host

His viewer is going to be so upset!

 

Officials fear African python invading Florida's Everglades

Pythons in the everglades? That's nothing. The snakes in Washington are far more troublesome.

 

Prison Inmates Claim the Tax Credit

Almost 2000 prison inmates get government homebuyer tax credits! Let's let government do it all, why don't we.

 

http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
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Just saw glimpses of "Cops." Let's just arrest all men with tats and no shirts to save time.

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

ONLY IN ALABAMA - "They rapin' everybody out here!"