Friday, May 21, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Gov. Chris Christie(R-NJ) Puts A Liberal Reporter In His Place!
Go Christie go! We need more governors and legislatures like this man in our wonderful country!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars!
And no one even knows his name.
http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm
George Dorunda
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DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge
Smart Play
Smart Play
Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up...
At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
They cut the cards.. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm
George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Mexican Drug Violence Spills Into Arizona
Violence in Mexico escalates and starting to spill into the US. It's only a matter of time when we're facing the same horrors from the drug cartels.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
New McCain vomit TV ad
Seemingly forgetting all about his history of calling the border fence the “Goddamned Fence” fence and despite working with the liberal lion Ted Kennedy to grant amnesty to millions of illegals, McCain has the audacity to produce THIS ad and expects the sheeple to buy it. Pandering is one thing, shameless careerist pandering is something else, and then there’s John “Goddamned Fence” McCain marching along the border in a badass Navy baseball cap. How long before he’s spotted on the trail wearing a “Viva Los McCain″ t-shirt?
Consider this a preview of the 2014 “Re-elect Lindsey Graham” ad campaign, featuring Grahamnesty piloting a Border Patrol chopper and lending a hand on an oil rig.
Monday, May 10, 2010
L.A. Teacher Calls for Mexican Revolt in the U.S.
"We are revolutionary Mexican organization here. We understand that this is not just about Mexico. It’s about a global struggle against imperialism and capitalism. At the forefront of this revolutionary movement is La Raza. We will no longer fall for these lies called borders. We see America as a northern front of a revolutionary movement. Our enemy is capitalism and imperialism." - La Raza rally at UCLA
The illegal invaders are invading.
Mexicans attack American Flag chanting "si se puede" (yes we can)
Morgan Hill, CA students attack the American Flag.
Note: While police were present, no charges were filed against the Mexican perpetrators in this deliberate destruction of private property.
Jesse Ventura announces possible Presidential run in 2012
At the Rally for the Republic today, Jesse Ventura gave a speech in which he says he may run for president in 2012.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
BULLSH#T! On Gun Laws
Penn & Teller give us their take on gun laws and stereotypes. They have some really good points.
Army Tested Biological Weapons On U.S. Citizens
This is the A&E clip of the Army admitting they tested Biological Weapons on unsuspecting Americans.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and B. H. Obama
Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and B. H. Obama
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois .
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln married a crazy bitch. Obama married a crazy bitch.
6. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
7. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
14. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer
15. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm
George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge
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