Have You Ever Danced?

Have You Ever Danced?

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospect or, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...but...I've always wanted to."

Mottos of the story:

Never be arrogant.

Don't waste ammunition.

Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid.

I just love a story with a happy ending.

 

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George Dorunda
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George Hikes Crowders Mountain, NC

 

 

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Obama In Arizona

 

 

 

13th Annual Lunch With The Entertainment Greats 2010! - Thursday, May 27, 2010

13th Annual Lunch With The Entertainment Greats 2010!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

 

 

George Dorunda
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The Obama Pledge

When you've never said the Pledge of Allegiance before, you don't know what to do without a Teleprompter.

 

They have their left hands (note their wedding-rings) over their right chest.  Not their right hands over their hearts!

 

These people are so clueless.

 

 

 

Obama On The Free Market

Here's a quote from our God-like president as he pushed for his so-called financial reform bill on Wall Street last Friday:

"A free market was never meant to be a free license to take whatever you can get, however you can get it."

This is Obama's understanding of the free market. Perhaps that's why he's referred to the free market as "the enemy." This is the type of statement that would be made by someone whose agenda is to denigrate the free market, not reform it.

Here is a free market lesson for Usurper Obama:

In the free market people don't take; they exchange. This is the essence of the free market. One person goes into the marketplace with a product or service. Another person walks through the door with cold, hard cash. Then the negotiations ensue. Finally one party decides that he wants the other party's money more than he does the product or service he has; and the other party decides that he will part with his money as part of the exchange, the freely-entered-into exchange. There is no talk of "taking." Only of trading.

Unfortunately, we have a president of the United States who is, at his core, anti-capitalist. In his mind all free market transactions should have three parties: The seller, the purchaser and the government. Now my libertarian position is that the government's only role should be to enforce the contract agreed upon between the purchaser and seller, that's it. The reality is that government will step into the picture on issues of product safety and the legality of the product or service being sold. The bottom line here is that our "sort of a God" president doesn't seem to understand the basic essence of a free market economy, and this spells danger for our economy.

Harry buys a car

Harry buys a car

Sen. Harry Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. to buy a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds the one he likes. And, after going back and forth with the salesman, they settle on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork for a 4-year payment plan, and Harry signs on the bottom line.

The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "Whoa, what are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator, you make payments for 4 years.....THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your healthcare plan".

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".

And the salesman says without any doubt or embarrassment: "NO S##T, Sherlock"!!!

 

http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm

 

George Dorunda
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Is Sex Work? - Man's Journey

Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

 

Man's Journey

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

 

http://www.dorunda.com/comedy2010.htm

 

 

George Dorunda
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HOW TO FAIL A BREATHALYZER

John Stossel - Inconvenient Taxes

Chicago teacher on tax hike: "Give up the bucks!"

This is what the welfare state looks like. The formerly great state of Illinois, having thoroughly run its budget into the ground, is considering digging an even deeper hole by raising taxes. Exactly the shot in the arm the economy needs!

Before you go any further, stop to watch this quick video of a teacher's union protest in Illinois. These teachers are protesting to increase taxes. Note the teacher in the video, "Where's the money? Hand over the cash!" Unbelievable.

Obama: Anything you do or say will be racism

 

 

 

Obama's Healthcare in 2039

 

 

 

Obama Economic Plan

 

 

 

San Francisco Crime Down (Not Counting Rape, Murder, Robbery)

San Francisco Crime Down (Not Counting Rape, Murder, Robbery)

This is amazing: Crime is down if you don't count rape, homicide, and robbery stats.

Rape was up 33 percent, from 33 incidents last year to 44 this year. Robbery was up 13 percent, from 744 to 844. Homicides were up 9 percent, from 11 to 12.

 

http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm

 

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Texas Tea Party

 

 

 

In India, cell phones outnumber toilets - Teen charged in bullying case arrested for drunk driving

In India, cell phones outnumber toilets

India has 545 million working cell phones thanks to its booming emerging economy, a number expected to reach 1 billion by 2015.

That number exceeds the number of people who have access to toilet or sanitation facilities - only about 366 million, or 31 percent of the 1-billion strong population.

UN University said it would cost an estimated 358 billion dollars to build toilets for half the world population between now and 2015. Each toilet costs 300 dollars.

Would it be cheaper to just buy everyone cell phones?

 

Teen charged in bullying case arrested for drunk driving

It's back to court for one of the teens facing charges in the South Hadley bullying case, but this time it will be to answer to charges of driving under the influence.

This person's IQ is apparently well below his life expectancy.

 

http://www.dorunda.com/news2010.htm

 

George Dorunda
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The Real Three Stooges

 

 

 

Even The Pope Falls Asleep At Church

Pope Benedict XVI briefly nodded off in front of tens of thousands of people during an outdoor mass in Malta's capital, Valletta.

 

 

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Jesse Ventura: Catholic Church should be prosecuted using RICO laws

Put The Constitution On Obama's Teleprompter

 

 

 

The Obama Deception

Thank you Mr. President

Thank you Mr. President for waking the sleeping giant!

Dr. Mary's Monkey

How the Unsolved Murder of a Doctor, a Secret Laboratory in New Orleans and Cancer-Causing Monkey Viruses are Linked to Lee Harvey Oswald, the JFK Assassination and Emerging Global Epidemics.

The 1964 murder of a nationally known cancer researcher sets the stage for this gripping exposé of medical professionals enmeshed in covert government operations over the course of three decades. Following a trail of police records, FBI files, cancer statistics, and medical journals, this revealing book presents evidence of a web of medical secret-keeping that began with the handling of evidence in the JFK assassination and continued apace, sweeping doctors into coverups of cancer outbreaks, contaminated polio vaccine, the arrival of the AIDS virus, and biological weapon research using infected monkeys.

MILTON FRIEDMAN: A MESSAGE ON RESPONSIBILITY

This is a short excerpt from a Q&A session that took place in 1978. The speaker is Milton Friedman. He is asked by a Stanford University student the following question: "How free are the poor, how free are the unemployed, how free are the people who are disadvantaged? What is government's role?"

Milton Friedman's response is worth a listen. Amazing how it still applies today, 32 years later. Here are a few quotes:

"Government doesn't have any responsibility. People have responsibility."

"There has never been a more effective machine for eliminating poverty than the free enterprise system and the free market."

"If you look at the real problems of poverty and the denial of freedom to people in this country, almost every single one of them is the result of government action."

"We have constructed a governmental welfare scheme, which has been a machine for producing poor people."

Toward the end of the video, a heckler from the crowd shouts out: "Have you ever been on welfare, or been poor?" Milton Friedman shoots him down with one sentence: "Is there one of you who is going to say that you don't want a doctor to treat you for cancer unless he himself has had cancer?"

Who am I?

Who am I?

 

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country.  I was not his only child.  He fathered several children with numerous women.

 

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

 

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

 

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

 

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

 

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

 

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

 

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.  It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

 

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.  They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.  That reinforced my conceit.

 

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

 

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

 

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy......   I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

 

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.  I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

 

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.  It was the free market, banks & corporations.   I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

 

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

 

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

 

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

 

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews.   My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

 

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

 

I'm glad they didn't.  Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

 

Who am I?

 

ADOLF HITLER

 

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

 

 

George Dorunda
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Rep Grayson's meltdown at Perkins

Grayson deliberately disrupts a republican district meeting in which a tea party presentation is being given to GOP members. After having a shouting match with Matthew Falconer and being run off by the members, Alan Grayson proceeds to rant from the lobby.

Michael Savage: You Left Wing Bastards are the Enemy of this Country, Not US

Nancy Pelosi Admits Jail is Perfectly Acceptable for Refusing Socialized Healthcare

"If it was a good program and everybody liked it, you wouldn't need 16,500 thugs coming with their guns and putting you in jail if you didn't follow all the rules". - Ron Paul

Criminal penalties:

Prosecution is authorized under the Code for a variety of offenses. Depending on the level of the noncompliance, the following penalties could apply to an individual:

• Section 7203 misdemeanor willful failure to pay is punishable by a fine of up to $25,000 and/or imprisonment of up to one year.

• Section 7201 felony willful evasion is punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or imprisonment of up to five years.

Now a health czar gets to determine what is "adequate healthcare" under this plan, not the individual and not the purchaser. This means you won't get the best healthcare plan for you. Health is individual. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!

Congressman Hare doesn't care about Constitution

He is using an example of someone having to take their child to the hospital while not having insurance and being stuck with a hefty medical bill when someone began to ask "Where in the Constitution..."

Rep. Hare cuts the man off and says "I don't worry about the Constitution on this to be honest..."

The man begins to laugh, cutting the congressman off, and says "Jackpot, brother."

"I care more about the people that are dying every day that don't have health insurance," Rep. Hare goes on to say.

"You care more about that than the Constitution you swore to uphold," the man replies.

"I believe it says we have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness," Rep. Hare tells him.

The argument continues with the first man telling Rep. Hare that it is "unbelievably clear that the Constitution doesn't matter to you." The two men also argued whether the bill will actually provide insurance to people who don't have it.

Another person argues with Rep. Hare over how many times Rep. Hare read the bill. He was critical of whether the congressman actually read the bill -- which he said was 8,100 pages long -- three times.

"Are you calling me a liar?" Rep. Hare asks him.

"I am," that man replies.

"Oh that's pleasant," the congressman tells him and begins to leave the room.

The man mocks him: "Oh, heaven forbid you have to answer your constituents."

Rep. Hare turns and tells the man: "I answered it and you told me I was a liar."

"Because you are," the man says.

Rep. Hare turns back towards the door and leaves, not answering the man as he asks repeatedly how long it took Mr. Hare to read the bill three times.

As Rep. Hare gets into his vehicle, another person asks, "Hey where in the Constitution does it say I have to purchase health insurance or gives you the authority to make me?"

The vehicle begins to pull away and that person says "Better start looking for a job."

IRS Customer Service

IRS Customer Service

 

Are the 16-18,000 new IRS healthcare enforcers/agents going to be equipped with the following?

 

Exhibit 9.11.3.10-3 (07-29-2002)

Special Agent Equipment Check Sheet

Enforcement Badge, Microcassette recorder, Sig Sauer P228, 3 Magazines for Sig Sauer P228, Holster for weapon, Double Magazine Holder, Firearms Security Box for Office, Firearms Security Box for Home, 1 Pair handcuffs, 1 Handcuff Holder

 

Gearbag: Binoculars, Flexcuffs, Maglight, Body Armor, Raid Jacket, Raid Cap, Ear Protection, Eye Protection

 

 

 

Obama's arrogance out of control; absolute power corrupts absolutely

"It just happened last week! It's only been a week! Can you imagine if some of these reporters were working on a farm?”

We no longer have an Administration, this is a regime.

Michelle Obama Confirms Obama’s Home Country Is Kenya

In this video Michelle states "when we visited Barack's home country in Kenya."

The American people will suffer greatly at the hands of these communist thugs and their usurper FRAUD in Chief, Obama aka Barry Soetoro. The media is also complicit with this cover up and they are guilty of treason as well.

Video: U.S. Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'

Is the island of Guam in danger of tipping over and capsizing?

Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy's Pacific Fleet, Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

The admiral seemed to take the question seriously, too. "We don't anticipate that," he said, proceeding to describe the population on Guam.

Think about it, some people actually voted for this imbecile.