Thursday, April 30, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
New Hampshire Democratic Party Head: Tax Protesters an ‘Unhinged Mob’
“They looked like they lost their minds,” said Ray Buckley, Chairman of the New Hampshire Democratic Party of the protesters.
How dare anyone protest the government and taxes.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Redneck Elevator
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Boy, go gitcha Momma.'
George Dorunda
864-488-0140
Gaffney, SC 29341-5139
DORUNDA.COM
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Jazz Giants – Doug Forziati – Bobby Wright – Ron Ernst – Bill Arnold - Ed Cerveney (1978)
Doug Forziati I Cant Get Started (1978)
Doug Forziati I Remember April (1978)
Doug Forziati Impanema (1978)
Ed Cerveney Summertime (1978)
The Checkmates – Richie Midura - Freddy Choquette - Richie Kendra (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Lady Be Good Medley (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Aint Misbehavin (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Quando Quando (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Silver Wedding Oberek (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura God Bless America (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Kendra Babciu (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Aint Misbehavin (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Quando Quando (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura Silver Wedding Oberek (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Midura God Bless America (1978)
The Checkmates Richie Kendra Babciu (1978)
Planned Economy or Planned Destruction?
This 1934 Chicago Tribune cartoon on FDR's America looks familiar.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Our National Debt Is Higher Than The Entire World’s GDP!
On top the national debt that is talked about, we actually have several other national debts. These debts include future Social Security and Medicare obligations that are above what expected contributions will be, as well as insurance guarantees made by our government. This does not include most of the $12.8 Trillion that has been spent and/or promised for bailouts and “stimulus.”
The total listed is $78.8 Trillion. This is higher than the GDP for the entire world was in 2008.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Texas Week Spring Break 2009 Bikini Dance Contest - South Padre Island, Texas
You packed your daughter off to a Spring Break beach vacation. Just so you know, this is what she's up to.
You're welcome.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Obama foreign relations gaffe: President bows to Saudi king
President Obama greeted the king of Saudi Arabia with a full bow from the waist, a move one commentator described as a violation of protocol and not worthy of the office he holds.
"I am quite certain that this is not the protocol, and is most unbecoming a president of the United States," writes Clarice Feldman.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Secret of a Happy Life
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
Friday, April 3, 2009
HOW NOT TO TEST A BULLET PROOF VEST
Courtesy: Redneck Quality Assurance Team. Warning: There are bad words in this video. You have been warned.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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