It's So Cold

 

 

 

Chili Apples

 

 

 

Best Christmas decoration ever!

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.

The Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations.

The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.

I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories.

But two things made me take it down.

1. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

2. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).

By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.

My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Kind of feel like I gave in to the "man" by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm the many near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house.

I think I made him too real this time.

So it was fun while it lasted!!

A photo of the couple that sneaked into the White House without any credentials

 

 

 

Confucius say, if you can't find the book you're looking for, you're probably at the.

 

 

 

Santa & Tiger

 

 

 

Obama's New Portrait

 

 

 

ANNUAL BELLY BUTTON JEWELRY CONTEST BETWEEN FLORIDA & ALABAMA

And the winner is? 

 

 

 

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in 2009

 

 

 

Obama Clause Is Coming

 

 

 

Inconvenient Question to Al Gore - UN Goons On Hand To Protect The Lying Fraudster

Gore refused to answer and a UN security guard grabbed the reporter’s mic and yanked out the cord.

Thanks Obama

 

 

 

Yes sir... Take your pick... there are 13 or so... here ... "She is an ex playmate and...."

 

 

 

Global Warming, The End Is Near!

 

 

 

Global Warming

 

 

 

The Grinch Who Changed Christmas

 

 

 

Texans/Jaguars Game On Sunday

 

 

 

The Marxist Who Stole Christmas

 

 

 

I promised you a picture of some boobies. WHAT A PAIR OF BOOBIES!

 

 

 

The Debt Star

 

 

 

Rush Limbaugh Chats With William Shatner

Mistletoe

State Dinner

 

 

 

Meat Loaf

 

 

 

Looney Left

 

 

 

Obama's First 100 Minutes

 

 

 

Free Speech Zone

 

 

 

You Want Change?

 

 

 

Jesse Ventura Talks About His New Show on Trutv

Obama Bows Before Burger King

 

 

 

Climategate: Hoax of all time a global Ponzi scheme

Fox News Channel Bad At Math

 

 

 

Cowgirls

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

 

 

 

Terrorist

 

 

 

Milk Tastes Like What Now?

 

 

 

How Is Pumpkin Pie Really Made?

 

 

 

Readership We Can Believe In

 

 

 

Post Partisansh**!

 

 

 

The Dollar Meltdown

Healthcare Reform

 

 

 

Democrats on an Escalator

This video accurately displays the problem solving process of Democrats.

What do you get when you turn the Dodge Viper logo upside down? - Daffy Duck

 

 

Government Healthcare Reform

Congress is going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, but exempts themselves from it, signed by a President that also hasn't read it, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

 

 

The Great Stimulus Pumpkin

 

 

 

Not Racists

 

 

 

Who Owns America?

 

 

 

Meat Grows In A Freezer?

Remember, these people vote.

 

 

Unfortunate Business Names

 

 

 

New Board Game by Obama - Modern Day Monopoly - BAMOPOLY

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything. Wanna play?

 

No? Too bad, you're already playing.