Friday, October 11, 2013

Ancient History",,, 1955

 
Comments made in the year 1955!

'I'll tell you one thing, if things
 
keep going the way they are, 
it's going to be impossible to 
buy a week's groceries for $10.00. '


 

'Have you seen the new cars 
coming out next year?  It won't 
be long before $1, 000.00 will 
only buy a used one.'  


 


 

'If cigarettes keep going up in 
price, I'm going to quit; 20 cents 
a pack is ridiculous. '

'Did you hear the post office is 
thinking about charging 7 cents 
just to mail a letter.'

'If they raise the minimum wage 
to $1.00, nobody will be able to 
hire outside help at the store.'

'When I first started driving, who 
would have thought gas would 
someday cost 25 cents a gallon. 
Guess we'd be better off leaving 
the car in the garage.'

'I'm afraid to send my kids to the 
movies any more.  Ever since they 
let Clark Gable get by with saying 
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND', 
it seems every new movie has 
either HELL or DAMN in it.'


 

'I read the other day where some 
scientist thinks it's possible to put 
a man on the moon by the end of 
the century. They even have some 
fellows they call astronauts 
preparing for it down in Texas .'

'Did you see where some baseball 
player just signed a contract for 
$50,000 a year just to play ball? 
It wouldn't surprise me if someday 
they'll be making more than the 
President. '

'I never thought I'd see the day 
all our kitchen appliances would 
be electric.  They are even making 
electric typewriters now. '

'It's too bad things are so tough 
nowadays.  I see where a few 
married women are having to 
work to make ends meet. '

'It won't be long before young 
couples are going to have to hire 
someone to watch their kids so 
they can both work.'

'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car 
is going to open the door to a 
whole lot of foreign business.'

'Thank goodness I won't live to 
see the day when the Government 
takes half our income in taxes.  I 
sometimes wonder if we are 
electing the best people to 
government.'

'The drive-in restaurant is 
convenient in nice weather, 
but I seriously doubt they 
will ever catch on.'

'There is no sense going on short 
trips anymore for a weekend.  It 
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay 
in a hotel.'

'No one can afford to be sick 
anymore.  At $15.00 a day in 
the hospital, it's too rich for 
my blood.'

'If they think I'll pay 30 cents 
for a haircut, forget it.'


Know any friends 
who would get a 
kick out of these, 
pass this on!
Be
sure and send it 
to your kids and grandkids,
 too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

VACATION PHOTOS.....WOW!

VACATION PHOTOS.

Honestly, you just haven't lived 'til you've stayed in a private  3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel, the Villa Padierna.

It only cost $95,000, and I was able to hold the total bill under $500,000 for the week. What a bargain!





Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.  Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.  That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we  can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

 




But hey, Barack's Air Force One costs about $200,000 per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, that's with a B?  $500,000,000.




By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura

Plaza restaurant in Marbella, great lobster with rice and oysters!

I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it.


 
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.  So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.  I just had to get away for a few days.  The White House is so confining and small!


 
 

Cordially,
Michelle  Obama

P.S.  Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India !
 


 
P.SS.  Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard - It was fabulous!  And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. 

 

 

 
 
 
P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Barack tries to pull something else out of his @##.
 
PSSSs  We all had a fabulous time in Africa visiting Barack's birthplace.  What a wonderful place!
 
 
 
PSSSss Now the girls and I are back in Africa with my mom.  
 

 
Don't  forget my ski trip to Vail this winter.



 



All this while Barack plays golf !

Thanks America !  But you owe it to me!
 
Love ya!

Remember, we all have to share the pain

of these hard economic times equally!

We love to redistribute and share the wealth.

SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW.
WAKE UP, STAND UP and SPEAK UP.
STOP THIS NONSENSE