Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Oil Spill Damage in Florida Keys

I am volunteering right now to go down to the coast and help clean the wildlife with my own two hands. 

Where do I sign up?

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Illegal Immigration

 

 

 

Chicken

Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Even though I wasn't trying to be funny, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

 

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George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge

 

Congressman Assaults Student on Washington Sidewalk



Congressman Bob Etheridge (D-NC) was approached by a student group trying to do a project, when things got physical. This political hack grabbed the kids arm and wouldn't let go.

This student should file assault charges against this political hack.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Religious Wars

Harwin Central Mall: The very first store that you come to when you walk from the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door. The shop is run by Muslims.

 

Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers. Nice peaceful guy?

 

Try telling me we're not in a religious war!

 

 

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Local News



Warning: Just because he said it on TV doesn't mean you won't be offended.

This dog is having too much fun

Cops? We don't need no stinkin' cops.


Purse Thief Gets Attacked - Watch more Funny Videos

This thief rips a purse from a chicks shoulder and then tries to get away on his motorcycle but little did he know she was friends with the entire village.

You Are Here

 

 

George Dorunda
864-488-0140
DORUNDA.COM
Healthy Edge